Famous Seconds


Buzz Aldrin - 2nd man on the moon, but in the long run he proved to be a nicer and more popular person than the vain and crass Neil Armstrong.

Carl Lewis - 2nd fastest man on earth, and silver medallist at the Seoul Olympics in 1988 trailing forlornly behind the Ben Johnson. However, it turned out that 'Winners sometimes use drugs.'

Charles II (823-877), Holy Roman emperor (875-877) known as Charles the Bald, need I go on?

Edward II (1284-1327), Plantagenet king of England (1307-1327) The 'Gay' King. Died a particularly gruesome death.

Edward was born on April 25, 1284, at Caernarfon (Caernarvon), Wales, the fourth son of King Edward I and his first wife, Eleanor of Castile. The deaths of his older brothers made the infant prince heir to the throne; in 1301 he was proclaimed Prince of Wales, the first heir apparent in English history to bear that title. The prince was idle and frivolous, with no liking for military campaigning or affairs of state. Believing that the prince's close friend Piers Gaveston, a Gascon knight, was a bad influence on the prince, Edward I banished Gaveston. On his father's death, however, Edward II recalled his favorite. Gaveston incurred the opposition of the powerful English barony. The nobles were particularly angered in 1308, when Edward made Gaveston regent for the period of the king's absence in France, where he went to marry Isabella, daughter of King Philip IV. In 1311 the barons, led by Thomas, Earl of Lancaster, forced the king to appoint from among them a committee of 21 nobles and prelates, called the lords ordainers. They proclaimed a series of ordinances that transferred the ruling power to themselves and excluded the commons and lower clergy from Parliament. After they had twice forced the king to banish Gaveston, and the king had each time recalled him, the barons finally had the king's favorite kidnapped and executed.
In the meantime, Robert Bruce had almost completed his reconquest of Scotland, which he had begun shortly after 1305. In 1314 Edward II and his barons raised an army of some 100,000 men with which to crush Bruce, but in the attempt to lift the siege of Stirling they were decisively defeated (see Bannockburn, Battle of). For the following eight years the earl of Lancaster virtually ruled the kingdom. In 1322, however, with the advice and help of two new royal favorites, the baron Hugh le Despenser, and his son, also Hugh le Despenser, Edward defeated Lancaster in battle and had him executed. The le Despensers thereupon became de facto rulers of England. They summoned a Parliament in which the commons were included and which repealed the ordinances of 1311 on the ground that they had been passed by the barons only. The repeal was a great step forward in English constitutional development, for it meant that thenceforth no law passed by Parliament was valid unless the House of Commons approved it.
Edward again futilely invaded Scotland in 1322, and in 1323 signed a 13-year truce with Bruce. In 1325 Queen Isabella accompanied the Prince of Wales to France, where, in accordance with feudal custom, he did homage to king Charles IV for the fief of Aquitaine. Isabella, who desired to depose the le Despensers, allied herself with some barons who had been exiled by Edward. In 1326, with their leader, Roger de Mortimer, Isabella raised an army and invaded England. Edward and his favorites fled, but his wife's army pursued and executed the le Despensers and imprisoned Edward. In January 1327, Parliament forced Edward to resign and proclaimed the Prince of Wales king as Edward III. On September 21 of that year Edward II was murdered by his captors at Berkeley Castle, Gloucestershire.

Karol Wojtyla - John Paul II taking over after his predescessor died in mysterious circumstances just 34 days after taking office. Of course, nothing has ever been proven... but it wouldn't the first time the papacy has...

'The Second' The highest 'class' of Bachelors degree awarded by many English Unversities, and the dazzling standard of my own degree..

England's Sporting Glory - the position that Englands illustrious Rugby, Cricket and Football teams are placed in almost all their competive encounters.

'The Second' The basic unit of time, but nonetheless the best

The Second Coming - Jesus - the big tease.

The Second Coming - An unexpected bonus for most couples.

The Second World War - The war to end all wars. - No, wait a minute that was the one before

The Second Commandmant - Idolatory is out.

Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens' second most marketable tale, (following his much imitated festive fable) The only part people remember is the eponymous protagonist asking for a second helping of gruel.