QUESTIONS

How will you know if your life insurance company paid up?

What punishment do you get for breaking the law of gravity?

How many angels can dance on the head of a pint?

In Startrek, why do they have to walk to the transporter room?

Do policemen really have long arms?

It's all very well that licking the back of toads really does give you an LSD-type experience, but who did it first?

Why do some manufacturers provide tea in individual tissue paper sachets?
(Do they not trust us to measure it out ourselves?)

If the streets of South central Los Angeles are the most dangerous in the world, why don't more people carry guns?

Does a Four Minute Warning give you enough time to prepare for a Nuclear Holocaust?

If genius is 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, are deodorants stifling our creativity?

If you can keep your head
When all about are losing theirs,
How long will it be before you get a visit from the constabulary?

If I fall will you catch me?

How do you do?

Do what?